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"From Korea with... constant ringing."

Ah, Healthear, the bioflavonoid-packed miracle straight from Korea that was definitely going to end my tinnitus once and for all. I mean, it has to work—it says “bioflavonoid” right on the bottle, and that’s science-y enough to impress my cat.

I took this supplement diligently, waiting for that blissful moment when the high-pitched concert in my head would finally end. Instead, the only thing that stopped was my trust in imported herbal hype. After a month of daily dosing, the ringing is still here, only now it's joined by the faint sound of my own laughter—because I clearly thought this would work.

I love how the marketing promises “natural relief” but forgets to mention it’s naturally ineffective. But hey, the capsules are a lovely color, and the packaging looks fancy, so at least my kitchen shelf is thriving. If nothing else, this supplement is a great way to remind yourself what buyer’s remorse sounds like—spoiler: it’s still tinnitus.

Thanks, Healthear, for proving that ear-ringing isn't just a symptom—it's a lifestyle.