⭐️ One Star – Magical Mystery Spray!

Wow. Where do I even begin with this miracle in a bottle? I bought this Tinnitus Relief Spray with the wild hope that it might actually do something—like, say, relieve tinnitus. Silly me! Clearly, this spray is more of a spiritual journey than a medical solution.

First off, the instructions suggest spraying it near your ears, which I assume means it works via osmosis, or possibly fairy dust. After a week of faithfully spritzing my ears like they were houseplants, the only noticeable change was that I now smell faintly like herbal disappointment.

As for the claims? "Improves hearing!" Sure—if by "improves" you mean now I'm just hearing the sound of money being wasted. And earwax removal? Let's just say, I've seen more wax come off a birthday candle.

But hey, on the plus side, it's 60ml of placebo power packed into a bottle that’s great at looking like it does something. So if you're into aromatherapy for your eardrums or enjoy feeling like you're doing something vaguely helpful, this is your jam.

TL;DR: If wishful thinking were a spray, this would be it. 👏

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